Dear Wimble:

Three Questions:

1) What is your name?

2) What is your Quest?

3) What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

InsaneBoi

Dear InsaneBoi:

Wow, we got us a triple question here. I can tell you are trying to stump the Great Wimble. Unfortunately, that will never be possible. But I applaud your attempt.

Question #1) What is my name? That's an easy one. The Great Wimble of Tech.

Question #2) What is my quest? My quest is to seek all that is Holy.

Question #3) What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow? Now this is the "stumper". Fortunately, it's easy for the Great Wimble. First of all, let me point out that you actually want to know the speed of an unladen swallow. It's also important to know whether you mean an African or European swallow. But, in all seriousness now, the average top speed of a swallow is about 45 mph.

Hope I was able to answer your questions. May I cross the bridge now?

Wimble